I have been inspired to begin blogging by the severe lack of entertainment in my life. I suppose that's the problem with living in a small bay community in Newfoundland; I'm surrounded by people I don't like and stores selling shit I don't need. I am, however, on my way towards becoming a licensed driver, which should give me some sort of independence in the world, rather than having to rely on my mother and/or father to decide whether I am available for real human contact once in a while.
Hilarious, that I would choose to write a blog when what I truly yearn for is human contact.
To begin, a short introduction into my world.
I am an pretentious English fuck (herein, PEF)...meaning that I am an English major. However, to slightly offset the social stigma which is attached to such a degree title, I am concentrating in Drama, thus making me a PEF with impeccable enunciation. I am also minoring in music and culture, making me the biggest arts slut this side of Andy Warhol.
I believe that colour should always be spelled with a U, Ugg boots should be outlawed, and the thing that bars off your frets on a guitar that isn't your finger is pronounced CAP-oh, not CAY-po.
I am an interior designer at heart, which means that you, as a reader, will probably be subject to postings of various furnishings, colour schemes and the like in photograph form further along in my blogging 'career'; Please note that I only use that word for lack of a better term at the moment.
For now, I will leave you with this information. I shall return at a later time to burn your retinas with my postings.
-HKing
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